A Teacher's Experience ? from Peter Mac

Jesus took his disciples up to the mountain and gathering them around him, he taught them saying :

" Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the Kingdom of heaven,
blessed are the meek,
blessed are they that mourn,
blessed are the merciful,
blessed are they that thirst for justice,
blessed are you when you are persecuted,
blessed are you when you suffer, be glad and rejoice for your reward
will be great in heaven."

Then Simon Peter said " are we supposed to know this ?"
and Andrew said " do we have to write this down ?"
and James said " will we be having a test on this ?"
and Philip said " does this count ?"
and Bartholomew said "Do we have to hand this in ?"
and John said " the other disciples didn't have to learn this"
and Matthew said " can I go to the toilet ?"
and Judas said " what does all this have to do with real life ?"

Then one of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus' lesson
plan and inquired " where is your anticipatory set and your objectives
in the cognitive domain ?"
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And Jesus WEPT.


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